Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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