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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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