I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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