You don't have asthma, your pregnant
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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