went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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