okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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