wat bout pragnant strippers??
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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