he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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