I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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