note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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