what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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