I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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