i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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