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I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Nice meating you last night

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Not a typo

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill

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(847): View more from Illinois

So I'm banging this nun...

(314): View more from Missouri

Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it

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(303): View more from Colorado

you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..

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(517): View more from Michigan

I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.

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(602): View more from Arizona

WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels

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