so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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