it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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