from now on my penis is your penis
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
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suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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