There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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