Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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