her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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