One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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