I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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