we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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