i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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