Christians are straight up FREAKS
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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