If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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