I can't watch pbs sober anymore
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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