I queefed so loud it echoed.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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