I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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