im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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