Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Randomize
