I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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