So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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