she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I want to make a zoo with you.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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