Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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