I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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