This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
