Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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