Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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