All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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