dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
