i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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