think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
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