we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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