I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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