Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
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shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
How naked do you want me to be?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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