Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
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