I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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