Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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