College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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