Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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