nut hugger
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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