Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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