I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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