Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Randomize
