Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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