I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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