New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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